ahaaa!

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : ye ke? tp ko gmok kowt..

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : tp mke ko byk jerawat.cntik ke tuh?

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : tp nape ko tggl kt umah papan?bju pown mcm lamee kowwtt

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : oh, bagoz la cmtuh,klaw aku keje ngan ko, sila bwat sme keje aku taw.

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR :oh? nape x femes kt msia eh?

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : ohh..sgtttt skkkee!

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : im looking at a person bhind u perasan.hahahaha!

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : oh?its okay..i dun mind

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : sy ad porche..nk tumpg? boleeee bla!

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : ohoo? dyorg agi ske aku dr ko kowwttt


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR :huh? sori x pna tpikir plak kte akn jdi kaple.

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : urm.nah amek ni. *no yg anda dail tiada dlm perkhidmatan*

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : jom kte solat mlm ok?

4) What do you like about me?
YR : none.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR :\err


If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : hi loser

2) You smell like shit!
YR :u too

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : at least im more beautiful than u kowwtt

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : ur pleasure derr


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : sori, i da d bf bru.much better than u

2) I know you still love me!
YR : ye?thanx.

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : erm..im sori i cant

4) Please call me...
YR : da delete nombor

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : ye? da break up ngan gf bru, bru nk crik i blik

If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : alhamdulillah.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : good for u. go get more la.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : wow. lucky u!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : bye bye? wokeh.

survey x d arah tuju

1. Adakah anda rasa anda hot?
definitely! haha!

2. Upload wallpaper PC/laptop yang anda guna sekarang.
gmba belon2 seperti di timeline sy.hee

3. Cerita pasal gambar
sbb gmba nye cntikkk n unik =)

4. Bilakah kali terakhir anda makan pizza?
urm..x igt! k suda mengidam..

5. Lagu terakhir anda dengar.
arms-christina perri

6. Apa yang anda sedang buat selain menyelesaikan tag ini?
fb aje.smbil tggu org mssg.tlg la sum1 reply mssg sy.wuu.sambil tggu utk tdo.

7. Selain nama sendiri, anda dipanggil nama apa?
nad.

8. Tag lagi 6 orang.
1.liyana amir
2. khairun nur asyiqin

3.nadia ismail cool

4.siti aminah ismail

5.najihah nawawi

6. syafina amir

9. Siapakah orang nombor satu kepada anda?
kakak sy yg terchenta =)

10. Katakan sesuatu mengenai orang nombor lima.
nenek sy dr sekolah menengah.yg nenek.jgn slalu tensi2 ok?

11. Nombor tiga ada hubungan dengan siapa?
dgn tuuuttt.hahahaha

12. Bagaimana pula dengan nombor empat?
she's make my day whenever we meet. *gaya mcm slalu jumpa la kan* n yeah, she likes to talk..aloottt

13. Pesanan buat orang nombor enam.
Adek jgn slalu emo2.krg x nk kwn.may she get enroll in mrsm.amin. =)

14. Kata-kata cinta untuk orang nombor dua.
i uv n miss u so muchhh!muahh!

15. Berikan 5 yang anda tahu tentang orang yang men-tag anda.
haha.x igt bnde ini di ambil dr siapa.sy tgh bosan skrg.sekian.


16. Persamaan antara kambing dan lembu.
sedap klaw bwat lembu bakar or kambing bkar.nyum2

17. Perasaan anda buat tag ni.
urm.speechles.kowt?hahaha

18. Adakah anda tahu si Rizman tu sengal?
Who the heaven is that??

19. Gay or les?
urm..sme x nk!

video ke berape tah

stlah skian lame x post ape2.hee

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